AWW SHIT....

This my shit.  This came on in the bowling alley and a nigga hit a double & 9 pins in the 10th frame lol @f1rstclassglad thought he had shit won… @coe_illmatic was just there

This my shit. This came on in the bowling alley and a nigga hit a double & 9 pins in the 10th frame lol @f1rstclassglad thought he had shit won… @coe_illmatic was just there

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING


U do this to ppl..if i don’t like u to ur back..imma let it be known to ya face

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

U do this to ppl..if i don’t like u to ur back..imma let it be known to ya face

(via dutchster)

freshiejuice:

lotuslopez:

darkbluetile:

this post is my dream come true

babies with babies

i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”

I want a doggy 😢

(Source: brebearsexybetch, via dutchster)

extraordinarymarielle:

jeffreydahmers-cookbook:

Aaron Paul: confused by fashion

the greatest post in internet history

"the fuck is this?? the fuck is that??"

Lmfao his face tho

(Source: kateoplis, via dutchster)

“I cared once. Fucked me up.”
— (via perfectionisodd)

Bruhhh…

(via keerawrrr)

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

quixon:

Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out

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Y’all cmere

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Come closer

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Lemme holla at y’all a second

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Y’all want this damn baby?

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This always gets me

(Source: thefatgawd, via dutchster)

Do The Right Thing (1989)

Why don’t I remember this part? ?

(Source: dudehonesttoblog, via rogueavantgarde)

keerawrrr:

seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian

Lmao -dead- y’all cray

Recovering vegetarian. .I quit