AWW SHIT....

That’s a direct order

That’s a direct order

Anonymous said: how do YOU eat a girl out and what is it like for you????

bitrates:

First I

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Then I

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Finally I

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yup

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

my president

(via dutchster)

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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perfect gif for that reaction 

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via dutchster)

thottweiler:

THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN


Horribly hilarious

thottweiler:

THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN

Horribly hilarious

(Source: bigeisamazing, via dutchster)

thahalfrican:

never knew lebron used to be in a wheelchair

Lmao classic Malcolm in the middle…perfect comparison

thahalfrican:

never knew lebron used to be in a wheelchair

Lmao classic Malcolm in the middle…perfect comparison

(Source: android-15, via dirtyred357)

Bae: babe come over
Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven
Bae: my parents aren't home
Me: I literally just put them in the oven

This shit is too funny

Sounds about right

Sounds about right